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The Ghoster
GHST-I"Last post: October 2023."
You think about LinkedIn the way most people think about flossing. Your headline still says "Stealth." The company sold last year.
Strengths
- Never said anything you regret.
- Inbox zero. By force.
- Algorithm forgot you exist. So did the haters.
Costing you
- Recruiters assume you're dead.
- Buyers can't tell if the company still exists.
- Your most recent endorsement was for "Microsoft Office."
Compatible with
The Stealth Founder
Vibe match.
Clashes with
The Yapper
Obviously.
Alter ego
Banksy.
Spirit emoji
🫥
Coffee order
Black.
What's costing you
Every buyer who Googles you assumes you've gone out of business. They are wrong. You have given them no reason to think otherwise.
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