The Closer
CLSR-J"DMs are your sport."
You opened 47 LinkedIn DMs this week. You closed 9. You know your response rate, your time-to-meeting, and the exact line that flipped the last deal. You are a one-person revenue function.
A post you'd write
Closed. 4 calls today. 2 demos booked next week. 1 deal signed. The fundraise narrative writes itself when you're shipping revenue. On to the next.
Strengths
- Cold-DM conversion you can graph.
- Pipeline you can name.
- Ruthless follow-up.
Costing you
- You can't clone yourself.
- There are only so many DMs you can type by hand.
- Burnout is on the calendar.
Compatible with
The Coffee Buddy
They warm. You close.
Clashes with
The Stealth Founder
Nothing to close into.
Alter ego
Don Draper. With less drinking.
Spirit emoji
🤝
Coffee order
Cold brew. To go. While walking.
What's costing you
Your ceiling is your hands. There are 9 deals you didn't close last week because you ran out of hours.
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